This is how I get ready (f)or the beach ☀️

The Sydney 🇦🇺 weather has been great lately so had to make sure the girls got some ☀️

My itty bitty pink bikini doesn’t cover much up 😜👙

I think I bought one size too small 👙🤣

Getting the girls some ☀️👙

More than a handful 🙀

I really need something big between these to keep them company 🍆🤤

Cheers this one’s for you 🥂🍾

Winter ❄️☃️ is coming to an end thank god, can’t wait for summer ☀️ again to get the girls out 👙

I hope all of you were well behaved over the weekend, I sure know I wasn’t 🤣😈

Keeping the barman busy while at a sex party 😋🎉

What a great game 🏉 last night shame the BLUES didn’t win. I hope this will cheer up everybody & the players 😝

Say hello to your oriental princess 👑

I hope my lovely 🇺🇸 friends had a great Independence Day 😘

Aussie Aussie Aussie 🇦🇺 Ohh Ohh Ohh 😝

Finally the girls can go out & party 🎉

What’s better on or of(f)😳

Thanks syd 🇦🇺 weather ☀️ finally letting me wear my new bikini 👙

Hitting the town & can barely keep the girls in 😵 (f)

Don’t know why I always got top marks at school 🤓📚(f)

(F)inally some ☀️ in Sydney today, had to let the girls out 🤭

Happy (f)ucking New Year 🎉🎉🎆

(F)Who was a naughty boy this Christmas 😵😈🎄🎁

Just didn’t (f)eel like getting out of bed today 🛏