This Christmas elf hopes you’re on the naughty list ;)

In case you were wondering what’s under my work outfit today…

Anyone here a fan of fishnets

Oh hey I heard you liked fishnets

Start at my thighs and work your way up

Elf on the shelf but make it slutty

This Christmas elf wants to know whether you’re on the naughty or nice list this year ;) [f]

Come grab hold ;)

Come grab hold of these curves

Wanna be my highland fling?

Let’s start this week on a (re)productive note ;)

Let me just move these out the way for you…

Come give me a big ol’ squeeze please!

All dressed up for the office but kinda cba to go. Want to play secretary instead? 😈 [f]

Wanna come lay down on my lap?

Anyone need a secretary?

What’s black and white and red all over? Me in this outfit if you make me blush 🤭

I dressed up all pretty for you to breed me 🖤

Are you ready for our 1-on-1 meeting?

Meet me in my office to assess your performance... [f]

This chair is comfy and all but do you have something else for me to sit on?

Wanna get caught in my net? 😉

Wearing fishnets to reel you in 😜

Come keep me warm so I can take off this sweater?