Thick and cozy

I’m procrastinating right now and this seems like the best way to do so

The more (thighs) the merrier

Come put your earmuffs on.

Milfs just want to be appreciated

Look, if you didn’t want this for dinner you shouldn’t have let me decide.

Ope just gonna squeeze right past ya [f]

Come take a shower with me?

Happy New Years! Here’s some real girl ass for you.

Let me be your naked emotional support

Butt wait, there’s more

What do I have in common with noodles? We both wiggle when you eat us

Black lace is my [f]avorite; to put on and to take off

So tell me the tea

What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? The alligator will see you later and the crocodile will see you in a while

Cuddle fuck the day away with me?

Pants are not an options [f]

*clutches my pearls*

Do see through boxers count? [f]

Is my smile adorable enough?

Clever girl

My superpower is eating a whole loaf of bread by myself

Hubby’s view when I’m blowing him

The more the merrier

The lighting in my living room makes me want to fuck other men