They grow up so fast

Friends that motivate you

I want to bite into your forbidden fruit

If you cum in her eyes is she watching your kids?

The vibrator is stronger than the boner

Hey, wanna come over and Smash?

Send her pictures of your puppy not your PP

Forgive me father, for I have been a bad girl NSFW

Sleeping in a tank top and waking up with your tittie haning out

This new Mortal Kombat Movie doesn't look so bad

You'll never look at Starbucks the same again

She really loves that smell

Here comes the aeroplane

If only my girl was as dirty as my laundry... and those feet

Strict parents: "What's good for one, is good for the other"

Perfect boobs have nothing to do with size or shape, it's who they're attached to.

Don't forget to thank your local easter bunny

Dating a church girl is the best. I cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame it on the devil.

What's your favorite childhood videogame?

That sexy face she makes when she eats something sour

Its not about the size, its how you use it

Men, please love, honor and respect women, because life would suck without them. #InternationalWomensDay #WomensDay

The plot to this video is basically the plot to Freaking Friday

Stop, that doesn't belong there!!!!