Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

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Nudes for nudes :)

Nudes for nudes :)

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Easy come, easy go… [oc]

Easy come, easy go… [oc]

You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach

You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Wonders never cease

Wonders never cease

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Look after my heart… I have left it with you…

Look after my heart… I have left it with you…

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

My cleavage

My cleavage

PS5 together

PS5 together

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

Is that a Chihuahua

Is that a Chihuahua

But they don’t know that we know they know we know

But they don’t know that we know they know we know

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Hello to my little friends

Hello to my little friends

Will make you smile

Will make you smile

Come lay down with me

Come lay down with me

My tits make every photo look better tbh

My tits make every photo look better tbh

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

A hungry man is an angry man

A hungry man is an angry man

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it