The view that my drink sees [F]rom the edge of the shallow end of the pool.

When it gets cranky, I pop in the assifier.

Probably why it takes me so long to make the bed...

I like the innocent type, deer in the headlight

Doing my stretching be[F]ore I do my stretching, if you know what I mean...

Eminently spankable. Much bounce. Very jiggle.

In today's video, Calista pretends she doesn't know how to put on pants.

Now I can grow a beautiful shell for all to see.

But my wings have been so denied.

Play with my butt pussy. Maybe the most naughty thing I have ever done.

Serving up relaxed [f]eels

Doing my gol[f] claps...

I really enjoy working it like this, gets my hips [f]eeling nice and loose...

I make bathtime lots of [f]un!

Do you like the way I wiggle, wiggle? [F]o' sho'.

Super Mario is my favorite game series. How about you?

A hole new world! A new asstastic point of view!

Pull to start the motor on this butt fuck machine! Hope you enjoy!

My horse cock plug head is 12.2" in girth. I love the way it fucks me when I squeeze on it. Stuffed full.

Having fun with my muscle training. Hope it's fun for you too!

Boobs make their own decisions about how my tops sit. I say "keep the cups centered" and they say "nope we are ramming through the gap!"

I picked this shirt up thinking "This will be a cute casual outfit." More like "TITS will be a TITS outfit."

Airbags save lives 🚑🚒🚑

Not hot because the vent was blowing right on me, but here's some of my tattoos.