The one where I almost got caught. Prison is not a good place during a global pandemic. But...my home is also a prison. (F, 39, quarantined with a stressed husband and 2 mini dictators.)

What do old ladies do on Saturday night? Organize their lingerie drawer, of course. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, still trying to raise the mean age of the sub, lacy bra hoarder.)

Here’s my ugly Xmas outfit entry. Hope I win! (F, 40, married, 2 kids, wants a really big prize.)

I guess I’m the naughty elf this year. Do you still think Santa will bring me a gift? (F, 40, married, 2 kids, still might believe in the big guy.)

Since you saw my 40 year old ass, I thought it would only be fair to see my 40 year old tits. I’m woke that way.

If I post once a day, how long will it take to raise the mean age of the posters by 10 points? (F, 40, married, 2 kids, loves statistical analysis, gives prizes to winners, send me your answers.)

Here’s what a 40 year old ass looks like. Thought I might increase the mean age of this sub by 15 points. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, loves statistics.)

This is 40 - snuggled naked in 1000 cotton sateen thread count sheets and a paw patrol blanket, nursing a busted ankle, listening to sounds of 2 kids playing video games and a stressed out husband unpacking, while trying to feel content over a body that i

Oh hi. Just admiring the Boston skyline from the hotel. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, booked a hotel to sit in quiet.)

So I’ve received unsolicited external data that suggests it is the red lipstick that drives the interactions. The non makeup look didn’t work as well. So, we have neutral panties and red red lips. Let’s science. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, love data.)

I just need 4.8 minutes at the “store.” - Annabel, 39, wife, mom, chef, chauffeur, mask wrangler, tech support, mediocre WFH-er, edible consumer.

It’s hard to pick a side, but I’m going with pro for staying in bed. Can’t really think of any cons. Although getting fired from my job and going to jail & getting ‘rona for starving my kids doesn’t seem pleasant either. 🤷🏻‍♀️ (F, 39, tired)

There’s no reason to get out of bed right? It is the same day as yesterday, except worse. Come lie with me and hide. (F, 39, done with morons who don’t believe in science.)

100 days ago I posted my first pic on AsiansGoneWild in a fit of quarantine despair. I just hit 2400 followers. Thanks for helping this 39 year old, married, mom of 2 energetic kiddos survive the apocalypse. This is my first real shot of below. You deserv

Husband is working, kids are videogaming, my meeting doesn’t start for another hour. What to do? (F, 39)

Monday Data Analysis: Taking results from the last experiment, I’ve created a data set of 4 videos. This is take 1 of 4. Variables: Backseat,1 tit, suck toy. I’m posting a the other takes on r/momsgonewild, r/gonewild30plus and r/naughtywives. I can only

Do you think my colleagues know that everything matches my lipstick? (F, 39, zoom professional)

Help celebrate America’s independence by staying the fuck inside and groping my tits. PSA: You can be responsible, keep everyone safe, and have fun.

I hit 1k followers! This frazzled 39 year old working mom would like to thank the academy, the pandemic, my one friend who knows about this secret account, and thirsty Reddit folks like yourself for helping me hit this arbitrary milestone.

So based on yesterday’s data collection, non frilly panties in mouth with more clothes and red lips did NOT provide more interaction than lacy panties in mouth with a bra and purple lips. Maybe it’s the panties? Today’s test: same panties, red heels, and

I’ve never been so thankful for my very roomy minivan backseats, tinted windows, quiet, and self inflicted orgasms. Increased serotonin = no family homicide. #lowquarantinegoals

Just reclaiming my sexuality, pretending I have an office to go to, and of course, hiding from my family - all in my minivan.

Light refraction is beautiful. #science

I just need to slip this off for a second...