the hole in my new Christmas onesie was made for fucking, right?!

come on in, the water's fine!

what's a good time of year to take down my [F]allout advent calendar?

do you guys like big-lipped gingers?

what's better, the underboob or the giant pussy lips?

easy-access underwear

hair is not too short for pigtails!

do you guys like hairy gingers?

this really showcases my..um...skills

forgot to take my rings off while making this custom...hope he doesn't mind

my first post on this sub! thoughts?

[verification]

I spent 5 minutes trying to come up with a pun for butterfly + butt plug but apparently I'm not witty enough...so...here is a picture of my pussy and ass with a butt plug

I've got the lips that you can see from the ISS [f]

raise your hand if spanking is your kink!

took this just for this sub! thoughts?

who's got diamond hands?

buying stocks counts as nerdy right? to the moon! (buy the dip and HOLD)

this table is the perfect height for fucking

ignore my dog please lol

I can almost make out the text from up here lol...is it possible to study and get fucked at the same time? ... of course the pantyhose would have to come off.

of course this is the first thing i had to do with my new christmas pajamas...

think i'm ready to go out?

runway cleared for landing