Taking advantage of the fact that I was in a hotel

🎵"She showed me her room / 'Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?'"🎵

I wonder if Simon Says served as a sexual awakening for any submissives

Happy (and safe!) holidays [M]

Trying hard to not only stay in shape, but improve my body during this pandemic. How am I doing?

This is the only picture I was able to take for here during a busy business trip a few weeks ago

"Leaves little to the imagination" is thinking small. Seeing a person nearly naked makes me imagine all sorts of new, naughty things

"... And then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out, it went, drip-drip-drip"

I like that my V is still visible when I'm seated

I want to be a reverse Santa Claus and make *you* say "Oh, Oh, Oh!"

May your erectile tissues expand more than your stomach does on this day of often-excessive eating

"Dick appointment" has to be one of my favorite new-ish terms. It's succinct and hilarious

"Should of", "could of", etc. aren't right. The contraction of "___ have" is being misunderstood. The correct versions are "should've", "could've", and so on

Reduce, reuse, and recycle, in that order

They say don't meet your heroes, but is it OK to *meat* them instead?

The US is one of only two countries that allows direct-to-consumer marketing of pharmaceuticals

"It's" = contraction of "it is". Ex: "It's Britney, bitch" = "it is Britney, bitch." Conversely, "its" = possessive. Ex: "Its Britney, bitch" implies that each "it" has a Britney, bitch

"A dedicated mind in a medicated state is a highly overrated fate"

Is it ironic that both handjobs and blowjobs are unlikely to lead to labor?

Abs sent make the heart grow fonder

The SQL to my post from yesterday. Maybe you can help me SELECT what or WHERE I'll INSERT INTO

It's not a stretch for me to say that I find intelligence sexy

I like that I appear to be bringing some amount of happiness to the world, even if it is in the form of horny-ness

Took a break from [M]y workout to take pictures for someone who turned out to be a catfisher. At least the pics came out well!