Somebody said I needed to put a lot of energy into my first post. I hope this counts! πŸ˜‰πŸ”₯

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Nothing to see here! ...Just a geeky girl having herself a JurASSic weekend! 😜

Nothing to see here! ...Just a geeky girl having herself a JurASSic weekend! 😜

This is how you play Pokemon, right!? 😜

This is how you play Pokemon, right!? 😜

…so you say you’re into geeky girls? 😏

…so you say you’re into geeky girls? 😏

Current mood.

Current mood.

How about we turn this 64 into a 69!? πŸ˜πŸ’¦

How about we turn this 64 into a 69!? πŸ˜πŸ’¦

...Gotta catch 'em all! [F]

...Gotta catch 'em all! [F]

If you see me running fast at the gym, you know why...

If you see me running fast at the gym, you know why...

Gryffindor on the streets. Slytherin in the sheets.

Gryffindor on the streets. Slytherin in the sheets.

Who wants to help me level up to Super Saiyan!?

Who wants to help me level up to Super Saiyan!?

Can anybody lend a girl some Parseltongue!? [F]

Can anybody lend a girl some Parseltongue!? [F]

Rules are rules! ...If you can beat me, you can eat me!

Rules are rules! ...If you can beat me, you can eat me!

Look into my ass and it’s easy to see, one and one makes two, two and one makes three.

Look into my ass and it’s easy to see, one and one makes two, two and one makes three.

She's a very kinky gurrrrrrrrrl! (The kind you most definitely DO take home to mother!)

She's a very kinky gurrrrrrrrrl! (The kind you most definitely DO take home to mother!)

When I put the signal up, you know what to do!

When I put the signal up, you know what to do!

The only thing missing from this picture is Nurse Joy in between my legs. [F]

The only thing missing from this picture is Nurse Joy in between my legs. [F]

Any ass Assassins out there!?

Any ass Assassins out there!?

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

I seem to have misplaced my Pokeball! Can anybody help me find it!?

I seem to have misplaced my Pokeball! Can anybody help me find it!?

I’ll supply the game. You supply the tongue! [F]

I’ll supply the game. You supply the tongue! [F]

Be warned! ...If you look directly into my butthole it WILL end in a fatality!

Be warned! ...If you look directly into my butthole it WILL end in a fatality!

I wonder if the Barista at my local coffee shop would let me sit on her face if she knew what I had on underneath my hoodie today!

I wonder if the Barista at my local coffee shop would let me sit on her face if she knew what I had on underneath my hoodie today!

A good workman cleans their tools after every job!

A good workman cleans their tools after every job!

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, Coz I got 99 problems but the Snitch ain't one!

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, Coz I got 99 problems but the Snitch ain't one!