So…. the neighbors were moving their patio furniture as I was taking pics. I thought I’d give them a show (=^•^=) [f] 48

A nice little Valentines lunch hour. Happy Valentine’s Day! (=^•^=) [f]

Happy Friday my lovies! (=^•^=) [f] 49

I LOVE my new lingerie! (=^•^=) [f]

“I like my sugar with coffee and cream” ¡Feliz día de los Muertos! (=^•^=) [f] 49

Yes, I sank the blue balls and won since I distracted my poolmates. (=^•^=) [f]

I hear Home Depot is a good place to find Studs you can screw. (=^•^=) [f] 49

Good morning! May your Saturday be full of sunshine, boobs, and booties! (=^•^=) [f]

All packed up and ready for my big night away. (=^•^=) [f] 49

Wanna come over for a swim?! (=^•^=) [f] 49

A friendly PSA from your favorite Kitty… if you feel a lump, get it checked out. If anything, you get to get felt up. (=^•^=) [f]

It’s my birthday week! Come help me celebrate a pretty sweet day. (=^•^=) [f]

Here’s a Throwback Thursday for ya! WOO freaking HOO!!! Down 35 lbs. So, a HUGE FU goes out to the “your belly needs work” assholes! (=^•^=) [f] 48

Rainy days are for staying in bed. (=^•^=) [f] 48

Kitty Sprinkles loves titty sprinkles! (=^•^=) [f] 48

Now I know why the wicked witch was jealous! Dorothy had it going on under that cute little dress.

I’m feeling a bit under the weather today. I’d love for someone to cuddle with me.

Happy Pre-Friday!!

It’s Frisky Friday and this little kitty wants to get down doggy style.

(f) 47 Down 30 lbs from 147 to 117!!! Yay!!! Now to tone up 💪

(f) 47 Yay me! 25 lbs. down since quarantine started. Wish I had a pic from March!

47(f) I need ASSinstance in plumbing.

47 F Had dinner with a client. Do you think I got the job?

Just getting ready for the day.

Happy birthday to me! How does my new bikini look? It’s tan through and see through. (f47)