She’s thinking about becoming the “house mom”

She didn’t even last 3 days before she was back to her old ways

She really did try to teach you how to do it

She lost count on Day 2

She fell in love with the culture

Your investors couldn’t wait until next week to get these details sorted, your loss

He just doesn’t hit the same spots

Honey I made a new friend! He’s not leaving till Tuesday and wants to get drinks later!

Now her friends are thinking about joining the studio

But it would have been rude if you left your guest in your home alone

Guess you should have kept your mouth shut

“It really made the whole experience! You know he could lose his license for that?!”

You were shocked that the company paid for such an extravagant employee retreat

Don’t worry, she’ll still sleep in your room

She told you that you should have got 3 cases…

You could have sworn you had it written down in your calendar

You just should have asked bro

It was a trip to remember

You never understood why they went to Miami for a relaxing getaway

She can’t help that she’s a social butterfly

She walked down the aisle with cum dripping down her leg

You should have know carpooling with her ex was a bad idea

Good thing her husband never asks about “Mommy’s Alone Time”

For some reason she always sits next to him