She'll be more embarrassed when everyone sees your erection about it.

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It makes you wonder what other stories from her college years is she waiting to tell you...

It makes you wonder what other stories from her college years is she waiting to tell you...

Back in those lean years, when the only thing they could afford to do was fuck all day long....

Back in those lean years, when the only thing they could afford to do was fuck all day long....

Believe me, continuing to compare yourself to him is just going to lead to lowered self-esteem...

Believe me, continuing to compare yourself to him is just going to lead to lowered self-esteem...

Your girl was ready to coach you through your transition from normal man to sissy cum slut...

Your girl was ready to coach you through your transition from normal man to sissy cum slut...

She's been keeping a little dorm room romp secret from you for ten years...

She's been keeping a little dorm room romp secret from you for ten years...

Finding our your girl's insane sex history with the rest of the world was about to make you explode...

Finding our your girl's insane sex history with the rest of the world was about to make you explode...

It wasn't just the jocks and nerds simping for your girl during her college years...

It wasn't just the jocks and nerds simping for your girl during her college years...

She wants to be supportive, but she also wants to be honest about how you'll never be as good as he was...

She wants to be supportive, but she also wants to be honest about how you'll never be as good as he was...

Now she just has to make sure you'll never find the videos they made together back then....

Now she just has to make sure you'll never find the videos they made together back then....

Your online girlfriend was already regretting opening up this can of worms....

Your online girlfriend was already regretting opening up this can of worms....

She was keeping it from you for you own good....

She was keeping it from you for you own good....

Her disclaimer alone made your balls swell up in anticipation...

Her disclaimer alone made your balls swell up in anticipation...

Back then, her ex got special treatment that you could only dream of....

Back then, her ex got special treatment that you could only dream of....

At least there's plenty of footage of her with other guys to look back on...

At least there's plenty of footage of her with other guys to look back on...

The sweet taste of victory, when you finally got your dream girl...

The sweet taste of victory, when you finally got your dream girl...

She just needs to know how bad you want it....

She just needs to know how bad you want it....

Never meet your heroes...unless your wife bounced on their cock back in the day.

Never meet your heroes...unless your wife bounced on their cock back in the day.

Some managers show appreciation, you show your employee devotion.

Some managers show appreciation, you show your employee devotion.

When your girl conducts her own personal AMA

When your girl conducts her own personal AMA

Your asked them for the playbook...and the team footage.

Your asked them for the playbook...and the team footage.

Your girl knew this is what you wanted all those years ago...

Your girl knew this is what you wanted all those years ago...

Every Alpha Has a Secret

Every Alpha Has a Secret

When Your Wife Hits You With a #Flashback Friday

When Your Wife Hits You With a #Flashback Friday