Rub it, touch it, squeeze it, (f)uck it

Completely bare (f)or your enjoyment

Spread wide for your bene(f)it

Can you tell I li(f)t?

Bite me [F]

It's winter and I'm freezing, but I love getting naked (f)or you guys

Theyre little, but I like to think they're proportional :) [F]

It's round and enjoys being manhandled [F]

Smack my ass and call me a slut (F)

Begging to be touched

[F] Curse your sudden but inevitable nakedness!

You have no idea the effort I went through to squeeze myself into this tiny Chewbacca costume. [F]

Starting the day of[f] right with some Harley Quinn quality time

Wit beyond measure (and boobs) is man's greatest treasure [F]

Someone's gonna have to bite it (f)or me because I can't reach

I love putting my ass in people's (f)aces "on accident"

Bent over a stool, ready (f)or whatever you'll give me

Watch that booty drop [F]

Open it up and slide in slowly.

How's my presentation? [F]

Knee pulled up (f)or easy access

Please use any means necessary to get me amped up to go run [F]

I'm just gonna go (f)or it, guys. Here's my asshole.

More than a handful is not a waste