Right be[f]ore I climb into your lap

I come in the door in the outfit on the le[f]t. How long before I’m in the outfit on the right?

What’s the highest number o[f] times you’ve gotten off in a day?

Pinch me, I’m dreaming o[f] cock

Glaze my little patch of [f]ur please

Press yoursel[f] into all the soft parts

It’s a grey day, but I’m [f]eeling sunny Friday vibes

Slide yoursel[f] right between them

Take me in the [f]ront window, scandalize the neighborhood

Step one: li[f]t my dress. Step two: run your hands over every inch of me. Step three: ???

Ahh yup, you’re cleared [f]or landing

If I’m going to take my clothes any more of[f] you gotta come warm me up

You up [f]or a game of hide and seek?

Combination nipple and hoodie-holder! It also makes julienne [f]ries

Do my nipples taste as much like candy as they look? Probably not, but how can you be sure i[f] you haven’t done the research?

My torso’s [f]ine but I think it’s a little under-decorated, you know?

How’s gonewild feeling about [f]ur these days?

I’m always pretty [f]air, but lockdown has turned me downright egalitarian. Oops I mean pale

I don’t think they’ve saved any lives but these thick thighs are [f]un at least

Been eagerly awaiting the return o[f] “steal your hoodie” weather

Sundays are [f]or cuddling

How else to celebrate my [f]irst private corner office than with a risky corner window flash?

You ever get so horny you have to [f]uck a bathtub?

Lost my second virginity last night, i[f] you know what I mean

I’ll sit on your lap a[f]ter dinner, scandalize the restaurant, just to whisper in your ear that I’m not wearing any panties under this skirt, but I’ll leave the thigh highs on when we fuck