Revival

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Never thought this picture would find a home, but here it is: the flaming toaster.

Never thought this picture would find a home, but here it is: the flaming toaster.

Split down the middle

Split down the middle

My morning's work is done

My morning's work is done

Burn baby burn

Burn baby burn

What happens when a toaster is shot with 7.62x54R and 12 gauge at close range.

These boots were made for killing toasters

These boots were made for killing toasters

Quickest way to find your self in this sub.

Quickest way to find your self in this sub.

We don't need no water, let the mothertoaster burn.

We don't need no water, let the mothertoaster burn.

Burn my toast and I'll burn you.

Burn my toast and I'll burn you.

Death by Kung Fu

Death by Kung Fu

For my cake day: David Bowie pissing on a toaster!

For my cake day: David Bowie pissing on a toaster!

This toaster burned slowly.

This toaster burned slowly.

(I was told this belonged here) Wife sent me a note today that read: "1) The smoke alarm works. 2) The fire extinguisher works. 3) We need a new toaster oven." (Xpost from /r/pics)

(I was told this belonged here) Wife sent me a note today that read: "1) The smoke alarm works. 2) The fire extinguisher works. 3) We need a new toaster oven."  (Xpost from /r/pics)

Burnt Toast = Burnt Toaster

Burnt Toast = Burnt Toaster

I laughed as it shorted out.

I laughed as it shorted out.

A flaming toaster in five acts

A flaming toaster in five acts

Sent this toaster to the ovens

Sent this toaster to the ovens

Toaster stabbed to death (NSFWatercolor)

Toaster stabbed to death (NSFWatercolor)

Dissection

Dissection

Dissection.

Dissection.

Yall might enjoy my very first post. In this sub nontheless. She's a little beat up though..

Yall might enjoy my very first post. In this sub nontheless. She's a little beat up though..

He met his fate in the ovens.

He met his fate in the ovens.

Kill it with a knife!

Kill it with a knife!