Remember when Heidi Montag went full bimbo in 2010?

Monica Bellucci - La Riffa

Vicki Vette (2000’s) gave us one of the hottest moneyshots of all time

Who were we jerking to the most during the Lady Marmalade video (2001)? Definitely Pink for me.

The list of performers I miss as much as Austin Kincaid (2010’s) is incredibly small

Elizabeth Hurley (1992)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus at the 1995 Emmys

Lauren Phoenix (2000’s) and her legs for days

Leslie Easterbrook- Private Resort (1985)

Jeanne Tripplehorn's roughly handled plots in Basic Instinct (4K release)

Mathilda May in Lifeforce (1985)

Emma Stone is making my bi cock throb.

Sensual Jane getting stabbed in the back of the Fake Taxi

Jenna Jameson’s body and wickedly sexy face in her prime will never ever be topped (1990’s)

Both bartenders are about to clock out. Which one are you calling back to the office and what’s going down after you tell her to lock the door?

Your wife got drunk and passed out by the pool again. Which of your daughter’s college friends are you taking upstairs and what’s going down once the bedroom door locks?

All three are about to clock out. Who you calling back to the office and what are you doing once you tell her to lock the door?

Desirae Spencer (2000’s) kept me hard pretty much my entire 20’s

Jennifer Connelly - Career Opportunities (FULL CAREER RETROSPECTIVE in comments - well over 100 gfys)

Taylor Swift caught me stroking. Now she wants to stand there and watch me finish

Kate Mara and Ellen Page in My Days of Mercy

Carrie Cummings

I'm Speechless

Rehead with round tits and freckles