ready to serve ✨

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder? Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.

Damn this new DBD graphic overhaul is insane

Howdy! Now say it back 🔫

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Make sure to swab your ass regularly to ensure your butt is in good health, I'm a doctor I swear!

If you live in the UK and see something fly past your window, it was me cause this wind is ridiculous.

Vapers are just vegan smokers, change my mind.

Reason no. 312 as to why I'll be his wife someday

🖤👄🖤

Excuse me sir do you have a [f]ew minutes spare to talk about your car insurance renewal?

There's something lovely about him having "whore" written on his leg and not mine

The bunny slippers stay on during sex [F][M]

The goth boots stay ON during sex 😤

Always smiling! Maybe that's because of the Sharpie fumes...

I’m the perfect combination of Welsh, alt and certified dumbass

My neighbours must love me by now with the amount of window pictures I take [f] [20]

I’m barely 100lbs, but I’m 100lbs of pure fun!

New year, New Lingerie ❤️ [GIF]

Sarah Rae

I like being on top

Heels, lingerie, and tittie at your service

Harness for easy throwing

Harness Lingerie [GIF]