Pick wiser next time.

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Don’t argue with her.

Don’t argue with her.

oh.

oh.

She always finds a ride home.

She always finds a ride home.

she’s a hard worker

she’s a hard worker

not cheating

not cheating

Turns out she just doesn’t like yours.

Turns out she just doesn’t like yours.

Great talent

Great talent

She couldn’t wait

She couldn’t wait

Couldn’t take this load. I’ll add it to the blooper reel. 😝😂

Couldn’t take this load. I’ll add it to the blooper reel. 😝😂

your girl‘s trying new stuff

your girl‘s trying new stuff

You thought it would be fun to hire a male stripper for your fiancee‘s bachelor party. Turns out it was. Just not for you.

You thought it would be fun to hire a male stripper for your fiancee‘s bachelor party. Turns out it was. Just not for you.

you were wondering where your girl went

you were wondering where your girl went

POV: You were busy but your best friend wasn’t.

POV: You were busy but your best friend wasn’t.

She’s getting the full experience.

She’s getting the full experience.

Just a nice day at the beach.

Just a nice day at the beach.

It was the only way

It was the only way

When post nut clarity hits…

When post nut clarity hits…

She had a long talk with her boss.

She had a long talk with her boss.

Your girl really likes her new personal trainer.

Your girl really likes her new personal trainer.

Your girlfriend is gonna be away for a few more days.

Your girlfriend is gonna be away for a few more days.

She wasn’t like this with you.

She wasn’t like this with you.

Your girlfriend said she had to go to the bathroom at your friends‘ party.

Your girlfriend said she had to go to the bathroom at your friends‘ party.

please fellow scholars, I need your help.

please fellow scholars, I need your help.