Open wide and say “ahhhh”

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Try not to stare at my dirty feet while I work 🙊

Try not to stare at my dirty feet while I work 🙊

Would you lick them as you walked by? 🙊

Would you lick them as you walked by? 🙊

Long toes are for gripping things 🙊

Long toes are for gripping things 🙊

Open wide, my feet need cleaning 👅

Open wide, my feet need cleaning 👅

Do my toes have you hypnotized? 😏

Do my toes have you hypnotized? 😏

Nothing makes me happier than you begging to lick my sweaty feet after the gym 🫢

Nothing makes me happier than you begging to lick my sweaty feet after the gym 🫢

I’ve been barefoot in these boots all day. My sweaty soles will have you in a puddle on your seat 🥵

I’ve been barefoot in these boots all day. My sweaty soles will have you in a puddle on your seat 🥵

Have you had anything tastier in your face?

Have you had anything tastier in your face?

What do you kiss first?

What do you kiss first?

Have you seen a better view?

Have you seen a better view?

Imagine how good the car smells right now

Imagine how good the car smells right now

Rub my feet under my desk while I work.

Rub my feet under my desk while I work.

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet?

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet?

Wanna play a game? It’s called get on your knees and lick my feet clean.

Wanna play a game? It’s called get on your knees and lick my feet clean.

Who wants to be my new office footstool? I broke my other one 😈

Who wants to be my new office footstool? I broke my other one 😈

Keep your eyes on the road 😏

Keep your eyes on the road 😏

Pretending the mirror is your face 😏

Pretending the mirror is your face 😏

POV you walk into my office and see my feet on my desk. What do you do?

POV you walk into my office and see my feet on my desk. What do you do?

I like to ride barefoot in the car. Do you mind?

I like to ride barefoot in the car. Do you mind?

Wanna know how they taste?

Wanna know how they taste?

Taking applications for a new seat, these shoes are killing my feet.

Taking applications for a new seat, these shoes are killing my feet.

What smells better — my sweaty soles or dirty boots?

What smells better — my sweaty soles or dirty boots?

How bad do you want my arches?

How bad do you want my arches?

Can you warm them up for me? No hands allowed.

Can you warm them up for me? No hands allowed.