One gust of wind away from disaster. 😚
I'm wearing green but you can still pinch me. 🍀
Wanna just call out of work?
Thigh high Thursday anyone?
Did it get warm again? 🥵
Pants are always optional at this house.
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I am on my 4th pot of coffee!
Lorty, Lorty I turned forty! 🖤
Wanna go out or stay in tonight?
When you realize she's got extra room on her broomstick.
Who wants to call out of work tomorrow and just roll around under the covers all day?
My cat absolutely stealing the show again!
Hey hey it's Friday!
I really need privacy shades out here 😅
It was too hot for a shirt... also shorts.
Pants? What's that.
How do you tell your boss you'd rather be doing this all day instead of work?!
I've entered some sort of 1980s mom phase and I love it.
When you've become hotter than your ex! 😅 jkjkjk
Feeling kinda hot and nerdy.
Don't worry, I do bite.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Here's my butt. I'm not good at poems.
Agghhh please touch tha booty!!!
