On my gravestone I want inscribed: "Died as she lived, a self lubricating fleshlight"

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He's sweet for going gentle on me but that's not what I want 😇

He's sweet for going gentle on me but that's not what I want 😇

I was practically made for this

I was practically made for this

Yeah that lipstick isn't going to wash off anytime soon...

Yeah that lipstick isn't going to wash off anytime soon...

Don't mind me just blowin bubbles

Don't mind me just blowin bubbles

Is spit good for the skin?

Is spit good for the skin?

Pyjama trousers work as a great makeshift spreader bar!

Pyjama trousers work as a great makeshift spreader bar!

He gave me a lovely new hairstyle!

He gave me a lovely new hairstyle!

Just another hole to be pounded

Just another hole to be pounded

Healthy snacks are an important part of any diet!

Healthy snacks are an important part of any diet!

As relaxing as a massage...

As relaxing as a massage...

Nothing more zen than a head between your legs

Nothing more zen than a head between your legs

If this isn't a way to celebrate International Women's Day I don't know what is

If this isn't a way to celebrate International Women's Day I don't know what is

I'm just a self warming fleshlight!

I'm just a self warming fleshlight!

My hair actually looks long in this position!

My hair actually looks long in this position!

Lick my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack

Lick my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack

Don't go too hard or my glasses will fly off my face

Don't go too hard or my glasses will fly off my face

The consistency of gag spit will forever amaze me

The consistency of gag spit will forever amaze me

Safe to say my greenscreen purchase was worth it!

Safe to say my greenscreen purchase was worth it!

Alt girl and sad gamer boy continue to prove they are the ultimate power couple

Alt girl and sad gamer boy continue to prove they are the ultimate power couple

Trying my best to get the last remains of my spit out of my throat

Trying my best to get the last remains of my spit out of my throat

Note to self: Don't eat M&Ms during a show unless you want your spit to turn blue

Note to self: Don't eat M&Ms during a show unless you want your spit to turn blue

It's a well know fact that demons make the best spit bubbles

It's a well know fact that demons make the best spit bubbles

Spit so thick it doesn't even drip

Spit so thick it doesn't even drip