Oh I need you and my coffee, baby...

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Stank attitude, bad allergies, might embarass you...

Stank attitude, bad allergies, might embarass you...

Chilling with my familiar on All Hollows Eve Eve. πŸ¦‡

Chilling with my familiar on All Hollows Eve Eve. πŸ¦‡

Just watching Star Trek with my tits out, as one does.

Just watching Star Trek with my tits out, as one does.

If I don't take a nude photo in a hotel room did I even stay in one? 😝

If I don't take a nude photo in a hotel room did I even stay in one? 😝

Because when the night does fade I'm alive in the strangest way--those first few cracks of dawn are a taste of what's to come.

Because when the night does fade I'm alive in the strangest way--those first few cracks of dawn are a taste of what's to come.

My new boss said he recognized me from somewhere; I immediately assumed it was from Reddit. πŸ˜†

My new boss said he recognized me from somewhere; I immediately assumed it was from Reddit. πŸ˜†

I am the one you think of when you're with her...

I am the one you think of when you're with her...

Apparently I'm "a whole snack." Best compliment ever. ☺️

Apparently I'm "a whole snack." Best compliment ever. ☺️

Lazy Saturday in bed. 😴

Lazy Saturday in bed. 😴

Say you need me but lately you feel unsure. Come on to me, come on to me...I need more.

Say you need me but lately you feel unsure. Come on to me, come on to me...I need more.

"She was such a strong, female woman, with nice heavy breasts."

"She was such a strong, female woman, with nice heavy breasts."

I blur at the edges, I'm all soft shapes and lines-- shapeshifting all the time.

I blur at the edges, I'm all soft shapes and lines-- shapeshifting all the time.

Just another wet hot morning. πŸ˜‰

Just another wet hot morning. πŸ˜‰

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. πŸ₯³

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. πŸ₯³

This is how everyone watches action movies, right?

This is how everyone watches action movies, right?

Slaying it in my hotel room while my husband is at a Slayer concert. 😝

Slaying it in my hotel room while my husband is at a Slayer concert. 😝

Call me when you need someone to talk to--only phone me when your baby doesn't call you...

Call me when you need someone to talk to--only phone me when your baby doesn't call you...

Call me on the telephone darling, I am always home if you ever change your mind...

Call me on the telephone darling, I am always home if you ever change your mind...

Turn off this travesty of a game and just ram into me instead. 😝

Turn off this travesty of a game and just ram into me instead. 😝

...but I long for you now even when you just leave the room.

...but I long for you now even when you just leave the room.

Here's the best part distilled for you but you want what I can't give to you--your hands are gravity while my hands are tied.

Here's the best part distilled for you but you want what I can't give to you--your hands are gravity while my hands are tied.

Who's that queen bee chick, eyes pearly black?

Who's that queen bee chick, eyes pearly black?

Passion drippin' off her lip; she say she never had a Crip...

Passion drippin' off her lip; she say she never had a Crip...