[OC] do hotel maids just deal with bedspreads or is it other kinds of spread too?

[OC] I knew I'd forgotten something

[OC] God made pierced tits, and He saw that it was good.

[OC][F] I have special sunglasses bc I'm always flashing

[OC] this is what I wear to job interviews

[OC] in need of vitamin D

[OC] it's important to wear son cream outside

[OC] would you take that curtain gap as an invitation?

[OC] shameless.

[OC] freezing Scandanavian sea is my morning routine

[OC] even grown-ups need toys for bathtime

[OC] would anyone believe me if I said this was a wardrobe malfunction

[OC] the UK has a fuel shortage so queue up to pump me instead

[OC] monster cock. bouncing tits. that's the caption.

[OC] wanna grab anything in the health and beauty aisle?

[OC] waiting to see if the ticket guy kicks me off for not having a ticket

[F] welcome to the no bra outdoor prayer circle

[OC] over there you can spot a Common British Slut performing a mating ritual

[OC] orgasm or exorcism?

[OC] putting the ho in hotel every chance I get.

[OC] Strap in/on.

[OC] if you named a cocktail after me, what would it be called?

[OC][F] Being goofy in a car park.

[F] POV you are ice cream.