Nurses are a pretty wild bunch

[image]Wishing it was you

[image] Wasn’t quite the “D” I was looking for this Xmas

No peeking!

What’s on your Xmas list?

[image] Santa baby

Milkshakes; I hear they bring all the boys to the yard

Are you going to stuff me, or give me some of your special gravy for Thanksgiving?

Are you going to stuff me and give me some of your special gravy Thanksgiving?

Why spend all that time on a turkey, when you can just stuf[f]and eat me?

[f] Hope this nurse’s booty brightens your day

[image] Like my stethoscope?

Wish I was getting bent over by you instead of work

[f] don’t you just love taco Tuesday?

Dinner is ready. Unless you had something else in mind

[f] pretty crummy outside. Let’s stay in today yeah?

[image] Hope you didn’t miss any treats

[image] do you like my pumpkins?

When you find out that the patient whose room you’ve been in and out of all night needs to be on isolation precautions 😑

Do you like cherries?

[f] do you like peaches?

On Wednesdays, we wear pink

Not sure what feels better after a shift. Taking my mask off, taking my bra off, or taking my pants off…

Scrub top got dirty and I forgot to bring a spare. Guess I’ll go like this for the rest of my shift