My coworkers call me the the “head” nurse🩺

Broken right hand… don’t use your left, use me🍆💦

My abs would look even better covered in your cum

I can’t give you any more pain medicine, but I know how to make you feel better

Looking for the source of this video I found on redgif.

Forgot to bring my lunch, so I found something else to eat

[F] I can’t take care of patients unless I take care of myself first

[F] I’m pretty sure my co-workers could hear me howling in the call room

I’m a slutty nurse every day, not just on Halloween 😈

Just for a few more months till we hit heard immunity😷

A patient nicknamed my ass “viagra”, I thanked him the only way I know how

This is why I'm always late to work 😜😜

[F] Went to an interview and the secretary stepped away just long enough to take this

Start your morning with a 🍑, doctors orders

[F] Call rooms are for taking nudes, not sleeping

Would you share a call room with me?

My nursing background means I’ll be really good at caring for a baby🤰🏼

Do you think my work husband will enjoy the view?

[F]Curing erectile dysfunction one post at a time!

Cardiology nurse by day, urology nurse by night

[F] Singlehandedly responsible for a 1000% increase in pregnancy fetishes at my hospital

Not as thick as daddy, but it’ll have to do until he gets back in town

CDC: Wear a mask at work... Me[F]:

To all my co-workers and patients that secretly want to rip my scrubs off and bend me over... Just do it!

For some reason all my patients get diagnosed with “pregnancy fetish”🤷🏼‍♀️