Mother’s Day day trip.. i told my sister and sister-in-laws that i was sunbathing

i have the keys to the janitors closet

usually my tan lines are worse but I’ve been trying to even out this summer

just sit back and I’ll take it from here

(f) lady was in another world

as long as you’re inside you can do anything

the way to a man’s heart

(F) if he saw do you think he would’ve liked the view?

the only time I get to myself is in the bathroom

(F) if you catch me, you can use me

(f) i can talk my way out of anything

[f] I had to keep a lookout.. all of my neighbors apparently do yard work at the same time

he loves to show me off

[F] i like giving people surprises

[F] the many faces of someone who doesn’t want to get fired 😅

don’t act like you never have to warm yourself up

who’s ready to work?

he said he enjoyed the view.

I’ll keep my eyes on the road. but can you say the same?

i hope my coworker doesn’t think I’m dirty since it’s our job to clean

the more you shake them, the better they feel

my husband would not fuck me yesterday. just because he didn’t want to cum doesn’t mean I can’t ☺️

how many licks until you can get to my center? 🍭

✏️ my teacher said practice makes perfect 🍌