Monday mornings call [f]or hard nips and coffee..can I get an Amen?

I put it on…just so you can take it off!

Is this how you fix your cup of coffee?

Unfortunately I have to work…but, let’s plan Not to work…deal?

I brought you something to chew on so you come back Monday ready to be productive!!

Well…allow me to remind you why you should return to my office?

Oh..hey..wanna come in? Let’s work on that spread sheet together

Let’s get your week bouncing in the right direction!! What you think?

If your quick they won’t know we left the meeting…

I see production is down…want a tasty gum drop to get those sugar levels up?

Looks like snoopy [f]ound his pot-o-gold…HBU?

You get to enjoy a lunch break and your boss is just here plugging away..can’t I get a hand?

Well wow..did you pack that BIG lunch all for me?

It’s cold and Rainy this morning but, who’s gonna bring boss Mil[f] a stiff hot coffee?

Shhhh..come here…are you thirsty? Then let your sneaky boss quench it for you

You think I can keep the of[f]ice Moral up with theme days..like B(.Y.)BSDAY?

Can you come to my o[f]fice quick? I need help plugging your USB in

Happy [F]*ckin Friday!!! How can I help you today?

work sucks...but, work boobs...work boobs don’t...Happy TittyTuesday!!! [F]

Back in the o[f]fice today and browsing Reddit with coworker next to me..I wanted to say Hi😈🤪..anyone else feeling sneaky?

Can I [f]ix you something before I get outta bed?

All I wanna do today is play..anyone else? [F]

My new [f]avorite activity is being blindfolded and guessing who is who...wanna play?

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