Merry whatever you celebrate

Ass drop 🎤 [F]

I wouldn't say I'm straight 'cause I'm bent out of shape

Little known [f]act: this booty was made in the USSR

Did you know that my shower can fit 4 people? I’ve done some tests... for scientific purposes 🧪

Sunday is the day o[f] worship

🎶I see you in line, dragging your feet. You have my sympathy. The day you were born, you were born free. That is your privilege🎶 Monday tunes and good vibes to you ✨

Hello, daddy. Hello, mom. I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! Hello world! I'm your wild girl. I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!

Happy weekend vibes ✨ [f]

I stretch [F]

Victoria’s Secret always looks good on a pale phat ass

Like a bowl full of jelly

Does this outfit go for a job interview?

Help! I have [f]allen and I can’t get up!

Sunday is the day o[f] worship

Peeling the winter apple

Taming the Demogorgon

Towel, please!

Bling 💎

Hey, Sailor! You cum here often? [OC]

I don’t have a smartass title so here’s just my ass [self]

Does it count if my ass makes it into a thong?

Blue goes well with my pale ass

My ass is almost big enough to hide the mess in my room! [self]

I like to stretch in the shower [OC]