Maybe I’ll stay like this for the evening
Won’t you be my neighbor
Who else spent the day traveling? ✈️
It’s cold today. Had to Pooh Bear it. 🧸
This dad will pull out the decorations, but won’t pull out of you 😈
It’s Sunday morning… time to worship 😮
I want to be in your box today… I mean inbox 📥
Insert doorstopper sound
That’s my cold weather owl hat… and cock bulge 🦉🍆
Time to rinse away last night’s tricks… or were they treats 🤔
Cum and get it 🛎️
Can you hand pull some cream for breakfast? 👋🏼
But do you have a flag? 🏴☠️
Let’s have a race. See if you can make me explode before the volcano in the background? 🌋💦 (Obscured by clouds 😔)
What a fantastic pool. I need to go back ✈️
Transitioning to a new vacation location today. Anyone want to climb under here and help me with this? 😮
Hotel room with a view! 👀
After workout cool down anyone?
Cum get this week started with me 😏
Can I offer you anything to eat?
It’s a hot, sunny Sunday here ☀️
It sprung free 😏
Peeking out to see if the week is almost done 😏
Suppose I’ll put my shorts on so I can leave the house
