[M] Who's up for a freshly shaved sausage?

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Want a job? It blows. [m]

Want a job? It blows. [m]

Now Get under [m]y desk (M27)

Now Get under [m]y desk (M27)

Do you like popsicles?[M]

Do you like popsicles?[M]

Working in shift with this shaft [M]

Working in shift with this shaft [M]

Get on your knees , now. [m]

Get on your knees , now. [m]

Just checked [m]y battery life, it’s at 69%.

Just checked [m]y battery life, it’s at 69%.

I'll [m]ake you an offer you can't refuse.

I'll [m]ake you an offer you can't refuse.

Captions are hard , so a[m] I

Captions are hard , so a[m] I

Showing up at work like this.[M]

Showing up at work like this.[M]

[M] Dicks out on Friday night

[M] Dicks out on Friday night

[M] When would you like to have this?

[M] When would you like to have this?

(m)(f)When date night turns into a fuck sesh

(m)(f)When date night turns into a fuck sesh

(m) Work hard , play harder

(m) Work hard , play harder

[M] Sunday is for self care

[M] Sunday is for self care

I pro[m]ise I'll be gentle

I pro[m]ise I'll be gentle

You’re on [m]y list of things to do tonight

You’re on [m]y list of things to do tonight

(m) Trunk in the trousers

(m) Trunk in the trousers

Is it getting hot or its you?[m]

Is it getting hot or its you?[m]

[m] Black is better , right?

[m] Black is better , right?

You never know what your colleague [m]ight be packing, amirite?

You never know what your colleague [m]ight be packing, amirite?

[m] Hey, I got your vitamin D for today.

[m] Hey, I got your vitamin D for today.

I love [m]y bed but I’d rather be in yours.

I love [m]y bed but I’d rather be in yours.

(m) Wishing y'all a great day.

(m) Wishing y'all a great day.