[M/S] Competing with my daughter

[F/D] Letting the bitch who married my father know who's boss

[A/Ne] I couldn't stand my nephew being a virgin any longer

[B/S] Wouldn't feel wrong wrong at all

[B/S] His wildest fantasy

[F/D] It's physically impossible for Dad to stay mad at me

[B/S] I wonder if he's signed up to my private Snapchat yet

[M/S] And yet somehow I can't seem to help myself

[B/S] He's my number one fan

[B/S] Are you up to the task?

[B/S, F/D] He may be regretting his decision

[F/D/D] I hope he doesn't run too many red lights

[B/S] He thinks the former, I think the latter

[M/S] The family holiday started off with an interesting plane ride

[B/S] Missing big bro

[F/D] There's always time for a quickie

[B/S] My brother wasn't picking up on subtle, jokey hints, so I dropped the subtlety

[B/S] I think I'm addicted to his cock now

[M/S] My son has gone and ruined me for other men

[B/S] Thank god our parents are too cheap to get us separate rooms

[M/S] My boys have moved out now, but I make sure to visit them both every weekend

[B/S] I guess we're both pretty lucky

[S/S] Face the facts

Sending my son a message [M/S]