Look what I can do ;)

Tank tops and tits are like oil and water for me

Leaving my spray tan looking a little bit scandalous bc I didn’t want to ruin my new bra. Think anyone will notice?

In bed

What I’m looking (f)or in a throw pillow..

🎶 “Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me” 🎵

New “bra”

I’ll probably put a bra on before I leave the house……. Unless? 🤔

The top of my new dress didn’t fit …so I made some adjustments [drop]

Confucius says: small tops may contain big titties [OC]

Oops! A nip slip! (Cue faux surprise) 😮

I know it’s not very risqué but I thought the flowing fabric was nice. It felt nice anyway.

When I don’t feel good all I want to do is sit in a warm bath

Does this still count as a handful?

Celebrating 35 years of Emily

Lazy Sunday, naked emily

My homage to that weird nipple pinch painting

Flash and shimmy (maybe a name for a new buddy comedy about my tits??)

Good morning!

Wardrobe malfunction

Butt hurt about my last post 😂

Didn’t wanna miss an opportunity to pull my titties out today ;)

I somehow like this picture. Hope it’s not too mild

So excited to be able to post here! (As r/ “yikes, that weird girl with no kids stayed wild” hasn’t been created yet)