It’s getting cool out, so gotta wear more thigh highs to stay warm

You can still eat peaches on St. Patrick's Day

Waiting patiently for you to get home

Hope you like your peaches ripe and juicy

Just looking for something to eat

Lazy Sunday sounds good to me

Thinking of sitting on your face

I like it from the back

Horny mom, waiting for a horny dad to walk by

I see you, spying on me through the crack in the door

Good moms spend a lot of time in the kitchen, and in the bedroom

Mom relaxing after the busy holidays

If you call me Mrs. Claus, I have a special gift for you

I'd love a massage. You can have one too.

I'd rather be sitting on your face

You're so naughty, spying on mommy while she's getting dressed

Assmen must love Wednesdays on the internet

Tell me what you’re thankful for this year

I need some help finishing my chores

If you're not watching Sunday football like this, you're doing it wrong

Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear. Use caution when approaching.

When you come across a mom in the woods

Hump day is best spent in bed

The F in TGIF can stand for lots of things

Lick me like a lollipop