It ain’t gonna spank itself

I hope you’re having a good day, but if not I hope this makes it a little better.

Have some coffee with me?

Shout out to my fellow nights owls. What are y’all up to?

MILF lifts her dress

I hope you guys like my silly side.

I hope you’re having a good day, but if not here’s a smile and some boobs.

POV: I’m trying to decide what to wear to our date tonight, but the universe decides for me.

You guys like boobs? Cuz I got some 🤷🏻‍♀️

My booty call bailed so I guess this is what I have to do tonight.

I post here a lot because my ex who cheated follows this sub and I want to make it high enough on the list, for once. Help me make sure he sees me?

No makeup and no clothes for a lazy day. Come be cozy with me?

Clumsy Girl Badly Does the Splits (Colorized, 2020)

I don’t care if you sort by “hot,” or by “new,” I just want you to see me.

Just waiting for you to tell me what to do

I don’t care how you sort, I just want you to see me

Bobs and vagene

People always say “what’s up, hoe,” but never “how is you, hoe?”

What my friends think I do on the internet vs what I actually do on the internet

When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees: sycamore

I don’t care if you sort by “new” or by “hot”... I just want you to see my tits

Does this count?

So easy to smize when you’re naked

Probably my favorite selfie

Who has a big enough “hammer” for me?