Is it even a holiday if you don't have naked coffee on the patio?

Lucky us, my mind is as dirty as my kitchen.

It's like the sunbeam is trying to pierce my nipple!

So nice of the tree to protect my privacy so I can flash you my tits.

Is it naked yoga? Is it tittie Tuesday? Does the difference matter?

Quick flash before anyone else gets up!

I'm peeking at you.

I was told there would be spankings.

I can wrap the blanket or my legs around you.

Come get in this sunbeam with me.

I only wear panties when that's all I'm wearing.

Oops. I missed hump day.

Just in case no one has flashed your their tits from the kitchen today.

I'm feeling the blue right now. You wanna feel?

Looks like it's Two Hump Day!

Mama drinks whiskey, the elf drinks martinis, and we're both toasting the holidays away.

Rocking around the Christmas tree.

I found some honey!

I was not feeling maternal.

You have to work for the underboob when they're small. But there's a little nip tease, too.

I'm going to try on jeans so I'm actually wearing panties. This is weird.

You can't tell, but I'm not wearing panties in this picture.

Wish I could have stayed like this all day.

A look at what's under my super (not) sexy mom robe.