If you woke up next to this…what could we do next?

I used to sit on this ball when I did computer work.

TGIF! The only thing that could make my Friday better is if you were with me.

What do I have to do to get a ride on you, and/or your motorcycle?

Did I show you my new swimsuit?

This high made possible with generous support from viewers like you!

There’s something to be said for my ability to maintain eye contact while I suck and/or blow 😏

Is this a good angle, mister photographer?

🍃 always cutting grass 🍃

I just love finding new ways to make videos, new angles, new concepts. How do you like this angle?

⚠️big lady stretching, stand back!⚠️

My husband is asleep, but I still wanna play!

I broke my work shoes today. So I guess it’s bare feet for me!

👽 I’m high, I’m from outer space, I got Milky Way for blood, evolution in my veins 👽

If she can do this with a banana 🍌…

What the hell am I supposed to do with this stadia controller now???

If I just wanna chill all day and game, will you keep me supplied with snacks, drinks, and dick?

I need someone to rub my feet so bad. Maybe paint my toenails?

I always wanted a group of cute guys to come over and take turns joining me in the bedroom. You wanna be on the roster?

So I wanna go on a drive, but hubby is busy- could you maybe come with me?

Ooh, I haven’t posted here before!!! Hiya, how do you like my shoes?

Did you wanna come over and chill on the couch?

So…where to next?

So, uh, wanna go hiking? I’ll set the pace, you can stay behind me.