If you want a blowjob Timmy then you're going to have to wait in line with the rest of the class - Sammi Starfish

Should I show up to my 25-year high school reunion wearing this? - Sammi Starfish

White men can't jump, white milfs can't twerk - Sammi Starfish

When the receptionist has to use the back entrance to the office - Sammi Starfish

I was two miles from my car when this rip happened lmao. So everyone in the park got a nice show - Sammi Starfish

Did you notice my ass first? Or my tits?

I think my butt exploded my pants!

Looking for a face to sit on. Any volunteers? - Sammi Starfish

Guess who's ass just turned 41 years old ;)

Great day for a bike ride don't you think? - Sammi Starfish

I've got big butt problems going on

Your boss calls you into her office like this... what you gonna do? - Sammi Starfish

Decided to spend the day at the lake today :)

Crossfitting in the park in a thong leotard - Sammi Starfish

I've dated guys who said I was too thick. What do you think?

They don't make Yoga Pants for girls with phat asses - Sammi Starfish

This asshole and face belong to the same woman - Sammi Starfish

I made a parking space for your face - Sammi Starfish

Do I look happier before or after? - Sammi Starfish

Husband caught me picking my wedgie in the parking lot

Bubble Butt + Yoga Pants = See Through

I decided to go for a walk in the park

Sammi Starfish - 5'2" and 160 pounds. Short and thick fit

Thick butt