If you let Mommy Olivia Munn have a sip of yours, she'll let you take a sip from her milky tits

Why wouldn't you want to walk around town with Mommy Maitland Ward all day? She makes sure to take plenty of breaks in the shade and always carries around two huge jugs of your favorite thirst quencher.

Mommy Vanessa Hudgens realized that you had a gambling problem after betting her that she wouldn't suck your cock. However, she didn't exactly ask you to seek help.

You've been taking Mommy JLo to the gym 4-5 times a week and she was a little surprised you didn't think it was enough for a woman her age. "Really, how often would you work out mommy's fat ass?"

"Hey son, you really must be a grower, not a shower. I thought it was fast when your sister Natalia grew six inches over the summer. I swear we just watched you grow six inches in just the last few seconds." Mommy Vanessa Bryant

Of course, Mommy Elizabeth Hurley is thrilled to see you. But your father hasn't fucked her in the weeks following your last visit. She'd probably be just as excited by a visit from any young stud.

Mommy Nina Dobrev left your father after falling in love with a girl. But she made a point to tell you that she hadn't given up cock completely.

Mommy Margot Robbie always smiles and puts her hands in her pockets when she's nervous. Nothing makes her more nervous than when a guy she thinks is hot walks up to her. "Hi Mom, how was your day?"

Sure, Mommy Vanessa Hudgens could've been a good sister and told your Auntie Ashley Benson that she had reached her limit and got her a ride home. She chose to be a good mommy instead and poured them both another margarita as they waited for you to get th

"Son, I know it's get lonely being at home by yourself. It's not easy being a single mom. It requires long hours at work to provide all the nice things we have. I only asked you for one thing in return for my efforts. I better not come home and catch you

Did you forget that Mommy Amanda Holden is the boss? Who gave you permission to lower the thermostat?

Mommy Lucy Hale's BFF just didn't tell her that you've been sending her dick pics

Mommy Jenna Dewan must have forgotten what it was like to be with a young man. She hadn't even made it downstairs before you were calling her back up for round two.

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