If you don’t join me I’ll be forced to play with myself

Don’t mind me just doing my daily jiggle check

I get so horny whenever I’m up past midnight

It’s Make out with your bestie Monday!

I need someone to manhandle this body

You said you were thirsty? I got you

Don’t blink or you might miss it!

Stepbro doesn’t know I’ll gladly trade this one for his

Is this how girls’ night out is supposed to end? I’m still learning

Sent this to a girl who’s coming over to fuck me

A Tata for Titty Tuesday

Date was a fail last night but the roomie made sure I was taken care of

My car’s in the shop so can I be a slut in yours instead?

I like my ass to tit ratio

Don’t forget to tip your delivery driver!

Don’t let this fool you, my roommate and I are TOTALLY straight

TFW you’re 5 drinks in and your roommate is lookin’ like a snack

When I tell someone to suck it, I mean these

I turn 21 today so here’s some bday booty

Just discovered this sub! More to come!

Slap it then lick it please?

[Image] To the 457th person asking, yes they’re real!

Would you fuck my ass in the shower?

Do you guys like car nudes?

[OC] Gotta let them breathe after work