If you call yourself captain d’s you better have more than food for me. Color me D-isappointed.

There’s no rule that says I have to wear panties in church.

Happy Friday, neighbors.

This is my “the kids are at their grandparents house” Sunday outfit.

No date tonight means I’m all yours.

I love that my company break room has a lock. Anyone else get naked or fap at work today?

Anytime I see the Reddit logo now I’m like...y’all got me trained.

I’m sure my neighbors just love me. [gif]

Wonder how many of y’all don’t know when we pull our tits out secretly near ya.

Heading to the office to snap necks and cash checks. Can I get a second opinion on my outfit?[F]

The office break room is fire after hours.

Those “got laid” last night kinda vibes.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

I left my panties home knowing I would take some Reddit breaks at the office today. [f]

Zoom meeting perk: panties are optional. [f]

Conquering my biggest fear after a year of posting- no makeup, no contacts, and my boobs to prove it’s still me. Still a MILF?

I’m so addicted to Reddit that I can’t even go for a walk anymore without thinking of dropping my panties. [GIF]

My pussy has taken more souls than Shang Tsung. Care to TEST YOUR MIGHT?

I get asked a lot what my ass looks like in jeans... figured I’d go the extra mile.

When you’re going to be a good neighbor, but the temperature dropped 30 degrees overnight without you knowing...[GIF]

That split second magic moment a milf spreads her legs for you... Can you feel it?

Where’s my apple of discord?

Enjoying fresh air is important 😉🍑[GIF]

When your boss’ partner is recording to be funny but you’re the office slut and can’t be shamed...