If I owned an MG42, I'd probably do the same thing

She likes them long and black... With a vented barrel shroud.

Luscious Lever Action [X-Post from /r/guns]

I <3 Recoil [X-post from /r/guns]

Technically relevant, though disappointingly safe for work

There's no such thing as "too big"

My my, that's a lovely SVT you've got there

You know what they say about a bird in the hand

Somehow, this makes me feel inadequate

I'm not sure what they make at Griffon Industries, but I'll take three.

Tank Girl is looking a little rough around the edges these days

You go first, I'll watch your ~~ass~~ back

"Look, I agree the implants came out looking really fake, but that is NOT the solution"

Tactical Butt-floss

Assume the position

Best hostage situation EVER

From the "chicks you don't EVER fuck with" department

The gun is as fake as the tits, but I don't care

Probably not the world's safest holster, but I'll allow it

Good morning, comrade

That's one slappable SKS [xpost from /r/guns]

The friendliest fire.

Wookie in the sheets

Tits down Ass up