If all I sent you was this photo and “Hey” what would you reply back with?

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Oh I misunderstood you ma’am. I thought you said to pull my cock out?

Oh I misunderstood you ma’am. I thought you said to pull my cock out?

Hope you didn’t miss me too much

Hope you didn’t miss me too much

(35) once you go average…you’ll probably want to go bigger hehe

(35) once you go average…you’ll probably want to go bigger hehe

What do you call a dude that always pulls his cock out through his fly?

What do you call a dude that always pulls his cock out through his fly?

Happy Turkey Day! Would you like some stuffing?

Happy Turkey Day! Would you like some stuffing?

If I asked you out on a date, would you go?

If I asked you out on a date, would you go?

(35) Hi! Your wife said she missed me.

(35) Hi! Your wife said she missed me.

What’s your first move if you see me on the couch like this?

What’s your first move if you see me on the couch like this?

Would you let me fuck you while your husband watches?

Would you let me fuck you while your husband watches?

The mirror pics are always more flattering more my lil guy!

The mirror pics are always more flattering more my lil guy!

It’s my reddit cake day! Let’s celebrate by posting the pic that started it all! My average cock in all it’s glory!

It’s my reddit cake day! Let’s celebrate by posting the pic that started it all! My average cock in all it’s glory!

Hey silly! My cock is down here!

Hey silly! My cock is down here!

I still serve and I can serve any hole you’d like!

I still serve and I can serve any hole you’d like!

Who knew having an average cock would be so fun?

Who knew having an average cock would be so fun?

Wondering if this brought to your knees after you saw it?

Wondering if this brought to your knees after you saw it?

I had a uniform malfunction during formation. My first sergeant grabbed me by the cock and pulled me into her office.

I had a uniform malfunction during formation. My first sergeant grabbed me by the cock and pulled me into her office.

Quick! Help me get the sex smell out of my office before my Commander gets a whiff! She’ll get jealous it was you in here instead of her!

Quick! Help me get the sex smell out of my office before my Commander gets a whiff! She’ll get jealous it was you in here instead of her!

You can either shame me for my size or hop on board…your decision!

You can either shame me for my size or hop on board…your decision!

Fuck it I’m leaving my boots on

Fuck it I’m leaving my boots on

Average cock Big smile

Average cock Big smile

Who wants to suck on this neapolitan treat?

Who wants to suck on this neapolitan treat?

What’s that mouth gonna do for me?

What’s that mouth gonna do for me?

DYWTYLM

DYWTYLM