I wonder if she knows that's not how you're supposed to use it

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Filling herself with a thick and long, ripe, banana

Filling herself with a thick and long, ripe, banana

Having some fun with America's two favorite pastimes

Having some fun with America's two favorite pastimes

Fitting a basketball into her hoop

Fitting a basketball into her hoop

What does Roger Goodell think about this football?

What does Roger Goodell think about this football?

Multitasking with her iPhone

Multitasking with her iPhone

Taking a lava lamp all the way

Taking a lava lamp all the way

Those are a lot of rocks, and there's still plenty of room to spare

Those are a lot of rocks, and there's still plenty of room to spare

7 Markers and a Highlighter

7 Markers and a Highlighter

A new way to get drunk

A new way to get drunk

How many colored pencils can you count?

How many colored pencils can you count?

A bottle of iced tea

A bottle of iced tea

A toothbrush in every hole

A toothbrush in every hole

I enjoy playing with my Wiimote in a different way ;) Cross posted from r/gonewild

Beaten Hard and Filled with a Bottle of Wine

Beaten Hard and Filled with a Bottle of Wine

Lava Lamp

Lava Lamp

Filling herself with sand at the beach, I bet she really regretted this one when it was time to clean it out

Filling herself with sand at the beach, I bet she really regretted this one when it was time to clean it out

Two cucumbers in one hole

Two cucumbers in one hole

Playing Outside with Corn

Playing Outside with Corn

Secret garden

Secret garden

An entire box of markers

An entire box of markers

Toothbrush up her butt

Toothbrush up her butt

[I] can Sharpie a rainbow, Sharpie a rainbow too!

[I] can Sharpie a rainbow, Sharpie a rainbow too!

In and out, in and out [GIF] [via /r/hardanal]

In and out, in and out [GIF] [via /r/hardanal]