"I've put on so much weight recently. Is it noticeable?" -your sis Brooke

"Sweetie! You're not bothered that I'm dating a black man are you?" -your mom Brooke after she started dating Shane Diesel

Brie Larson

Your sister Sophie got home and excitedly said "It's friday bro, you know what that means?"

Your sister G Hannelius' vacation outfits drove you crazy

You had long had a crush on your sister Sydney when she asked you "Who do you think is the prettiest girl ever?"

"Why did you ask me to wear a tie for meeting your friend?" -Your sis Sadie

"Why are you wearing my bra and sniffing my panties?" -your sis Sophia

You never really thought about it before but your mom Thomasin has huge tits

"Shit I'm so bored I wish someone would skullfuck me" said your mom Hailee

"Fine... you can titfuck me... whatever..." -your mom Billie

Mom Sydney and her friend Francesca were shooting a porno when you walked in

You and your sister Melissa Barrera hear a car pull into the driveway "Fuck, we just started, oh who cares, they were bound to find out eventually, don't stop big bro"

Name?

Alisha Lehmann - Swiss Soccer Player

Ashley Graham

Margot Robbie

Hailee Steinfeld

Sophia Diamond

Chloe Bennet

Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner are gal-pal goals

Elizabeth Olsen

Natalia Dyer watching it for the plot

Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails