I’ve got a really big heart so it’s only natural that I’m a giver

My ass is 42 years old but the thigh highs are brand new

The one time Waldo didn’t want to be found

My recipe for stuffed centaur

Ngl I’m pretty proud of my waist to hip ratio

Grade A centaur meat right here

My application to be your new secretary

Making you hard just brings me such joy

My slim waist tends to throw people off

Me trying to figure out how my waist is so little but my ass is so phat

my teeny waist and big fat butt : )

I promise the broken nose with be worth it

The hair isn’t real but the ass is all mine

Centaurs may be mythical creatures but this ass right here is as real as it gets

No use crying over spilled milf

Treat me like a princess and fuck me like a whore (42F)

On Sundays I do the linens

I’m a lady in the streets but a…oh wait…I guess I’m really not

Once I get going I just go fucking wild

My pjs covered up too much so I fixed it

Mom of 2 with an hour all to myself

I like my jewelry to match my thigh highs

Wagging my tail to show you I’m friendly

I want to rock a thong bikini this summer but now that I’m 40 is this much wobble appropriate?