I’ve been told my Jedi tricks will blow your mind.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Boy, I can use my web swinger to pull a train, think about what I could do in bed.

Lets play Star Wars. You be Vader, and use the Force on me.

I'm starting to think that Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related

Impossible? Check my name.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

Help me out of these shorts, please? [gif] 🦊

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package