I thought this sub was fitting because I’m feeling…well, you know ;) [OC]

Want me to crush you?

Hands up if you’re a booty fan

You can’t go wrong with red lingerie

Oh hi I heard you liked jiggly booty

Time for you to rise and shine! Emphasis on the ‘rise’

Oh hi I made you a snack

Hmm I seem to have lost my chair… Got something for me to sit on?

You can make me even creamier if you like

Imagine this is your view when you wake up

Don’t think I haven’t noticed you creeping up behind me! ;)

All dressed up for the office but kinda cba to go. Want to play secretary instead? 😈 [f]

You’re courteously invited to spank me

What first: tickles or spanks?

Want a squeeze? [f]

I’m feeling extra squeezeable today!

Hi I heard you needed a maid?

Cuddlefuck and chill?

I heard you like maid outfits. Can I be of service? ;) [f]

Mind if I borrow your shirt? I'll make sure to give you a proper thank you ;)

This chair is comfy and all but do you have something else for me to sit on?

CHECK out these curves! ;)

Are you a pirate? Come plunder this booty ;)

Come and spread 'em (f)

In and out in all the right places