I think this is the perfect outfit for a 45 year old mom of 5 to take to the lake. Or did you want it even more skimpy 🤔

Hey babe, can you come downstairs to the shower really quick? I maybe just imagining something but there's something really bright hitting me down there can you come check it out?

My hat is invisible, unlike the boner in your pants looking down a mom's shirt 😜

Muffin top and underboob are two of my favorite things! 😜

I hope you like your MILFs strawberry flavored because that's what on the menu 😈 objections? None, good

Do these panties make my butt look big?

I'm not exactly sure this bra is fitting right. Could you help me with it F[45]

It's important to have good daily habits! My favorite daily habits is making up the bed! You'll never know when you will need it 😉

My thong decided to do a T pose on my 45 year old butt for thong Thursday 🙂

What you do think of this 44 year old mom of 5 bod?

Looking for someone to hump me on hump day. A 44 year mom of 5 should be able to find someone out there to hump. I hope 🥺

44 mom of 5. What do you think?

I love the feeling of flannel on my skin! There's no point in wearing in bra with the flannel! Wouldn't you agree?

Ah, sorry I don't have any cookies for you today, but I do have another home cooked snack for you to try 😉

A common occurrence for a mom of 5. Digging for your child's favorite toy under your bed 🙄

I'm sure you'd like it better if this mom of 5 dropped her pants...

Don't laugh, but I only just figured out how to make gifs for Reddit 😅 what better way to celebrate then with me shaking my 44 year old butt and spanking myself?

This is what I'm going to wear under my clothes today at church. Don't tell 🤫 [F]

Honestly, I think a underrated aspect of motherhood is what it does to your thighs. I definitely didn't have thighs like these until after I had 5 kids

Mom bod for the taking while the kids are sleeping

What do you think about this top on my mombod?

Wedgie in the front yard! Think the neighbors saw 🤔

Clothed ✔ Fuckable ✔

A little bit of sass peeking out