I tested positive for co...nstantly thinking about you 😘 (OC)

Husbands are like pancakes. It’s okay to throw the first one out! (OC)

I don’t expect everything to be handed to me...just set it down wherever 😘(OC)

Bringing the cake for Cake day ❤

"I hope that the fire we both made still burns a little in you"[OC]

You may have been with the elite four before, but I'm your Pokemon master [OC]

No diggity, but honestly...some of the doubt 😬[OC]

Help me figure out which side is my softer side? [OC]

Am I overdressed for the occasion? [OC]

Is this an on/off or more of a contained/broken loose?? 😜 [OC]

Step 1: Wear Flannel, Step 2: Collect Wood [OC]

Tits, Tummy, and Thighs all in less than 12 pixels! [OC]

I'm glad I have big boobs, the last thing I need is people making eye contact [OC]

👻Boobs!! Wait what? Its just boo? Oh...[OC]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went....then it dawned on me! [OC]

I could never pass for a muggle, 'cause this ass is magic! [OC]

I'll show you my boobs if you show me your tattoos...tit for tat! [OC]

Wanna see a magic trick? I can make your dick disappear right before your eyes!! 😜 [OC]

"Sleep? I don't know about sleep! It's summertime!! [OC]

Don't you hate when you're making a milkshake and all these boys show up in your yard? [OC]

"Hi, welcome to Titties!" [OC]

Lucky for me nobody raps about small butts. 😋 [OC]

"With great breast comes great responsibilititty"

I'll have the massive titties with a side of [Verification], please? ;)

What kind of animal am I in the bath? A little bare! 😜